Thursday 21 July 2011

The Zero Philosophy



Hello! I have the name "Shuniyam" in Sanskrit language and I think that is
the name that suites me most. Put in a circle and I am there.
School Children don't like to see me alone in the place of marks in their
progress card. Cricketers Don't like to see me in place of their runs. If I take that place they are called ducks.
People say I dont have any value, but I say all values starts from me. If I
have any of my digit brothers towards my left side then I have biggest
value.
In arithmetic I become emotionless. You add me with any number or subrtact me from any number, I don't bother I leave the result to the number itself. I consider addition " + " and subtraction "-" as children, let them do what ever they want I am the least bothered I am very kind to them.
But same is not the case with multiplication "x" and and division "/" they
are my enemies any number come to me with "x" I swallow them and you will find only me remaining.
When any number comes for division with me I become very nasty and then I am like some cows which kicks you when you go to milk them. I cannot tolerate division, No body can use division with me that is why the mathematicians has put me in exception with division.
I am the biggest socialist in the world, any number raise me onto their head then they will all be one only. So I have the power to make everything one. Now tell me can you find any bigger socialist than me.
I am very kind hearted, emotionless, biggest socialist and extremely proud. You know why all these qualities in me, because I am an Indian..

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